Wednesday, March 22, 2006

How To Be a Muslim Reformer! 7 Easy Steps.

Are you a former Muslim and/or Arab? Do you want to appear on FOX TV?

Are you an aspiring academic but lack the academic qualifications to get a professorship (or tenure).

Do you have an axe to grind?

The doors of opportunity are now open for you! All you have to do is become a Muslim Reformer!

Yes, and you can do it all in just 7 easy steps. This new easy to follow guide is your ticket to fame and riches that you could only imagine!

The formula, once a closely guarded secret, is now only a mouse click away.

After reading an article on Wafa Sultan (the up-and-coming Muslim reformer) in the New York Times today, it occured to me that I should get on this reformer bandwagon before the market gets saturated. I'm articulate, telegenic, exotic (yet oh so fluffy and Westernized), not to mention female (oppressed by rigid Islamic paternalism, naturally). Too bad I've got so many other little schemes on the go and can't spare the time for this one. However, I've written a handy little guide for aspiring refuseniks, male or female, Muslim or non-Muslim. Hopefully it will inspire readers to lead the charge in enlightening the benighted Islamic world.
Click here to read the 7 life changing steps!

1 comment:

Edward Ott said...

LOL very funny. Hmmm i could get rich doing this course i am pretty sure i would also go to hell. it is so hard having a consience.